I’ve been extremely busy lately with producing animations and creating and merchandising the Dabbygag products. I’m taking the online brand into a new, exciting direction. However, I need to find the time to write on this blog to keep you updated on news, ideas, and any other developments.
Animation
I decided not to produce the Jay Leno / Mike, the Situation, animation because I want to focus on producing an animation about my favorite thing in this world, superheroes. The superhero script is still in the first round, but I like where my idea is headed.
Online Marketing
Over the past week, I recognize my weakness in understanding online marketing. I mindlessly thought that if I had content, people would automatically visit my site. That’s is certainly not true, so I spent the time learning about Search Engine Optimization (SEO) and online brand marketing.
Dabbygag Store
Please check out the store. I have made some changes.
Pants on the Ground is a huge hit, and it inspired me to create an animation.
Hopefully the animation will be released early next week (fingers crossed), but I was able to create T-shirts for the Dabbygag Store.
Look at one of the designs and tell me what you think:
Visit the store for more Dabbygag products: http://www.cafepress.com/dabbygag
Another animation. This time I got a celebrity, well sort of. Ne Ne from the Real Housewives of ATL joined the Dabbygag channel to dish out what she thinks about other reality stars like Tila Tequila and Florina from the Bad Girls Club.
I think this is my best writing yet. I’m proud of it. Tell me what you think!
Here’s the full description:
When Ne Ne from the Real Housewives of Atlanta joins Pickles, a gay midget, every reality TV star better watch out. She is nothing but trouble. She tells us how she really feels about Tila Tequila and a member from the Bad Girls Clubs.
Between applying for financing for my new business and finishing my script for a new animation, I ran into a picture I created of Chris Brown, comparing him to Ike Turner. I created this picture not long after he attacked Rihanna but took it down for no specific reason. Now, it’s back!
Sorry Chris, but this picture is too funny!!!!
I love the movie Avatar, so I had to create an animation about it.
Check it out and tell me what you think.
About the video:
When Lava, the 2nd in command in the Na’vi tribe from the planet Pandora, saw the movie Avatar, he decided to release a Youtube video clarifying his people’s image.
We believe more research needs to be completed to scientifically support that sex makes people stupid.
It explains a lot to us. Look at our 5 reasons why we support the idea that sex makes people stupid:
1. Sex makes people stupid, and vice versa, which explains why I’ve been getting smarter since I got married – no wonder divorce rates are so high.
2. Sex makes people stupid – makes sense if you’re a male – the more sex, the more use of the other head – where do you think the blood comes from?
3. Sex makes people stupid, explains why America’s education system rankings is one of the lowest – kids rather learn about Nailin Palin than Sarah Palin.
4. Sex makes people stupid – just look at the brilliant people like Hilary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, and Albert Einstien – you know they aren’t getting any
5. Sex makes people stupid – why else would celebrities like Tiger Woods and the cheating ESPN Sports Anchor date hideous looking woman.
A new Animation was uploaded to Dabbygag TV.
We are stepping up our mission to erase stupidity. As we enter a new year, we believe it’s important for people to understand the three types of people in this world:
1. Retards
2. Dickheads
3. Pimps.
We decide to use Earl, a baby, to explain the differences.
Please visit the new and improved Dabbygag Store
I have been planning to do an animation about the Tea party movement for a few weeks. I already written the script in my head. The scene goes like this: two teenagers are walking down the street and “stumble” into a rally. The rally members are saying crazy, racially insensitive things like, “I love black people, but I would love them more if they were in Africa”. Then, President Obama descends from the heavens and condemns them to hell for all eternity. Pretty funny, right?
Seriously, we could get upset with the Tea party’s unintelligence, or…. we can try to identify the good they do for America – as hard as that may be. After many, many months, I decided to do the latter. I hope you decide to do the same. Let’s hope this post kicks it off. Here are 4 reasons why the Tea party movement is great for America.
- They are like monkeys in a zoo – fun to laugh at, but at the same time, they should be behind cages at all times.
- It reminds us that while we think the Tea party is a joke, Fox News is a bigger joke for promoting their events like a gay man promoting a 24inch butt plug.
- They are the 6 R’s: Racist, Reckless, and Repulsive! While at the same time Retarded, Rash, and Really f****** stupid – and that is a recipe for a good laugh.
- We are learning so much about the cause of ALL of our issues – when in doubt, just blame OBAMA!
Give this serious thought!
“If the world is normal, then how come hot dogs come in packages of then and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?”
~ Robert Wohl
We recently opened a store on Cafepress.com. You will be able to purchase all of Dabbygag’s products.
The website is here: http://www.cafepress.com/dabbygag . Please bookmark the page!
Be sure to tell me what you think.
A new video was posted on my youtube channel, called “Why Tackle The Pope”. It’s an animation of one of my Dgag character named Sam. He offers 10 reasons why he would knock over the Pope. Check it out and tell me what you think.
His top 3 reasons are:
1. To prove that there is a kid hiding under the robe
2. To receive a spanking from a naughty nun
3. To do a Kanye West move and let the Pope know that John Paul II was the best Pope ever
I’m having trouble embedding my newest animation. Go to my youtube channel to view my last animation titled, “Molly’s Dead Santa”.
In this animation, I am introducing a new character named Molly, a ten-year old, crazy fat kid. She is writing a letter to Santa asking for a brand new pink bicycle. Unfortunately, this is her 3rd time asking – and she is not a happy camper.
Okay! So I have another idea for an animation, but honestly, I have been a little down with the results of my prior work. I don’t know why, but most of the time, I am always not happy with the results of my work. In high school, I use to produce videos for our morning television show, and I hated seeing my work. In college, after producing choreography for a show, I use to cringe whenever I watched. I just can’t take reviewing my work, so I always ask myself, why do it?
Even though I question myself a lot, I always come to the same answer. The process of creating something excites me. In high school I use to daydream of what I was going to produce for the show. In college I use to do dance moves in the cubicles during my internships. I loved it.
You often hear about famous and highly talented actors and directors tremble at the site of their own work. We all tend to never see good in our work, but quick to notice the mistakes everyone else probably overlooked.
My advice is just make sure you have a healthy balance. While it’s great that you are looking for your mistakes to hopefully improve upon, it’s also worth noting the things you you liked. This is part of the learning process.